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[sucking]

Peter's here. I just found his Cuddlr profile.

[animalize]

what

[animalize]

did you talk to him??

[sucking]

No. I was scrolling through because it's an easy way to see new faces and saw him PPP up. I grabbed a picture of it and sent it to everyone here from Beacon Hills. Derek and Scott are here too.

[animalize]

i knew scott was
not derek or peter

[ what a family reunion... ]

what are we supposed to do
i thought they weren't supposed to let crazy serial killer werewolves in here

[sucking]

I don't think the people in charge really care. If you agree to their terms you get to come.

[animalize]

do you think he knows any of us are here?

[sucking]

If he's on the app and I found him, then he could easily find anyone else with a profile on Cuddlr.

[animalize]

did you tell scott?
scott always knows what to do

[banded]

So I never thought I'd have to do this, like, ever, but I think I need to talk about your cuddle competition with Isaac.

Like, the part where you might be cheating to win.

[Being an Alpha in cuddletown, apparently.]

[banded]

We should probably talk about Peter, too. I just figured that the competition would be an easier opening.

[animalize]

who told you that
it's not cheating if isaac only decides to make it a rule because i'm winning

and i'm ok with not talking about peter

[banded]

What rule?

And we can skip the Peter part.

[animalize]

he says i can't tell people not to hold his hand.
it's not my fault if they listen to me
and he had a head start anyway!

thanks
maybe the problem will just go away

[banded]

Wait, so you weren't cheating and making up cuddle buddies?

[That is definitely the impression he got.]

I really should've stayed out of this.

[animalize]

not yet anyway
i just told some girl that if he lied i would lie too

plzzzz don't tell isaac but i don't have that many yet

[banded]

I won't, but I don't think Isaac plans on lying. That's why he enlisted Lydia's help.

SOMEONE'S INVESTED NOW

[edification]

So what are we doing to win this cuddle competition? You're not just going to roll over and take that right?

YASS

[animalize]

nope
if they can do something like that so can we
but idk what

>:] now you've got the help of a Mikaelson congrats

[edification]

Before we decide what action to take, how many people have you cuddled?

[animalize]

uhhh
not rly that many yet
a lot of people said they would but we haven't yet
DON'T tell isaac and lydia that

[edification]

....
Ok this calls for drastic action.

Meet me at [INSERT ADDRESS TO THE GOLDEN DAGGER] ASAP.

[animalize]

[ lbr, Malia doesn't text back, she just pops up in front of Davina five minutes later. ]

This place looks like there should be shrunken heads. [ complimenting 101 by Malia Tate!! ] Is that the drastic action? Shrinking Isaac's head?

[ she's kidding

partially ]

[edification]

[ w e l p ] I don't have any real need for voodoo here. [ Are shrunken heads a thing? ? Sounds like it?? ]

But no, I do like Isaac as a friend, I wouldn't do something like that to him. We have three options. First option, we can try doing what they did and offer cuddles or open some kind of cuddling or kissing booth. Second option, we can go clubbing and con people into dancing with you which counts... right?

Or... my least favourite option: we can ask for Kol's help.

Either way we also need to call in all those promised cuddles, including mine.

[ Oh, hey, Malia, that certainly is Davina taking hold of your hand. ]

[animalize]

[ Malia's gaze falls down to their hands, then back up, then— oh! She's grinning, throwing her hand — and Davina's — up in excitement. ]

That's one to add to the list!

[ She's squeezing a bit tightly, she realizes, even though it's only out of happiness that she has at least one name to cross off. Her grip softens immediately, and she shoots Davina a slightly apologetic look. Malia has the decency to look a little sheepish about it, if nothing else. ]

Sorry, I have a strong grip— [ Her apology is short-lived, over before she's even fully finished the sentence. ] Who's Kol?